I just don't have the dexterity or patience to spin those plates. Shoutout to those good gods casting kind miracles to keep their believers happy and healthy, their pet well-behaved and saintly. I don't represent the whole of the playerbase. I'll never forget the first I picked up a villager and realized that they too were a simple physics object. Depleting your village's stocks to instill suffering and fear, or dragging unwilling villagers between buildings to assign jobs or promote love-making transformed flat, statistical decisions into godly labor, the barrier between your mouse hand and the world effectively invisible. The usual numbers and menu-based micromanagement was made simpler and more comical, too. They're welcome on all the furniture and get treats whenever they like. Good thing I'm not actually a god. I'd never hit an animal, digital or otherwise, so I'd pet them and feed them, reinforcing whatever behaviors they observed or were naturally inclined to, just like my real pets. My giant pet would observe and begin to think that suffering is good because daddy godhand sure inflicts a lot of it.
